guess who should be studying for finals but is on tumblr instead surprise it’s me
"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
So how qualified do you think you are for the job, sir?
A bouquet of clumsy words: you know that place between sleep and awake where you’re still dreaming but it’s slowly slipping? I wish we could feel like that more often. I also wish I could click my fingers three times and be transported to anywhere I like. I wish that people didn’t always say ‘just wondering’ when you both know there was a real reason behind them asking. And I wish I could get lost in the stars.
Listen, there’s a hell of a good universe next door, let’s go. —E.E. Cummings
Arctic Monkeys - 505
"I’d probably still adore you with your hands around my neck"
I know I’m fucking moody
And I know I’m quite unkind
I know I’m kinda of distant
But you’re always on my mind